Stupid people are dangerous.– Katniss Everdeen (via lava-head)
Gay Guys: All the hot guys are straight
Straight Guys: All the hot girls are lesbian
Lesbians: All the hot girls are straight
Straight Girls: All the hot guys are gay
Bisexual Guys: All the guys are taken, all the girls are whores
Bisexual Girls: All the guys are whores, all the girls are taken
Pansexuals: All you mothafuckas look alike.
Asexuals: The internet is really really great
Jack Harkness: So how about Saturday?
That awkward moment when you realize you've been...
themotherfuckinghungergamesman: moriartyhasthethrone: treacletartsandcream: caizah: Hey, look! There’re two of them right now! nnnn Let’s not forget this Scottish beauty!
Girl: "Hey, wanna hear a joke?"
Girl: " What did the right leg say to the left leg?"
Whore: "I don't know, what?"
Girl: "Nothing, 'cause they never met, Get it? 'Cause you're a whore.