Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.– Mark Twain (via feuduciel)
The end of a life only matters to friends, family, and other folks you used to...– Gabrielle Zevin (via martha-saurus)
There will be other lives. There will be other lives for nervous boys with...– Gabrielle Zevin (via one-quiet-night)
Alyssa Explains It All: Elsewhere →
alyssa-explains-it-all: It’s this sort of whimsy idea that captures us all so often. What would my life be like if I was somewhere else? Close my eyes, and I swear, some mystical current is carrying me and dropping me there. A beach. With the ocean roaring and the gold sand slipping through my toes. A park. With the…
When you go to McDonalds with no money →
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stages of friendship on the internet
Stage 1: Hi! How are you today?
Stage 2: lol ok hi sup
Stage 3: LOLOL OK WOW HAHA
Stage 4: oHTFSKJSFN FOFd OD SDJ uR KIDDING lOL SFDKSHD I CANT lliTERALLY SCrREAMING I loVE U OMfG
Jennifer Lawrence and first impressions:
Woody Harrelson: I was on my bus, and on my bus I have a yoga swing. Jennifer comes on, and she goes, 'Hi, Woody, I'm J—is that a sex swing?' Her first sentence to me.
Josh Hutcherson: When I got cast, she called me up for one of those five-minute 'Excited to work with you, blah, blah, blah' things. The conversation started with her saying, 'Think about a catheter going in – ouch!' and then turns into a 45-minute rant about zombies and the apocalypse.
Zoë Kravitz: I'd met her a few times, and she was like, 'You should come over and we'll hang out.' So I go over to her apartment, and she opens the door in a towel. She's like, 'Come in, sorry, you're early, I was about to shower.' And she drops her towel and gets in the shower, and starts shaving her legs, totally naked. She was like, 'Are we here yet? Is this OK?' And I was like, 'I guess we're there!'
trolllinginthedeep: do you ever get so mad that you need to sing about it and pound your fists on a golf course
I like being alone.
I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone. It gives me time to think, and set my mind free. I like eating alone, and listening to music alone. But when I see a mother with her child; A girl with her lover; Or a friend laughing with their best friend; I realize that even though I like being alone I don’t fancy being lonely.