August 2012
paaradisequeers:
one of the most embarrassing things is getting caught taking selfies
zackisontumblr:
If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
dontworrybekarl:
pick up any history book
flip to any page
and no matter where you stop white people were fucking shit up for everyone
jephry:
if someone was covered in paper cuts and you threw them into a pool of lemon juice how long do you think it would take them to die
gossipgran:
sext: you feed me quesadillas. i fall asleep
